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I’m not a heartthrob—I’m what you’d call an ugly guy—but if I just hide my face, might I have a shot at getting touched depending on how my dick looks? With nothing to lose, we tried hiding our faces and pulling our dicks out of a special box with the same casual attitude as a “free hug” event. And guess what? The top-tier girls who normally wouldn’t give us the time of day actually took the bait out of curiosity! We might not be able to compete with handsome guys when it comes to looks, but when it comes to dick shape, we’re not losing! They swarmed us, begging, “Let us touch it!” just to see our hot dicks! And then came the blowjobs! And even penetration! Who cares about romance! As long as we can have sex, we win! Even us underdog guys can get laid as long as our dicks are good enough! This is great news! This item is eligible for “Convenience Store Pickup.” Click here for details.